IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SIMPSONS, THE KIDS HELP LINE IS ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU!
Out Of All The TV Shows I Have Ever Seen, None Have Made Me Laugh More Then The Simpsons! It's The Longest Running Show Ever Too, So Obviously I'm Not The Only One Who Likes IT!!!
"There is this movie about this bus that had to reach a ceratin SPEED and maintain that certain SPEED and if that bus lost it's SPEED it would blow up. I think it was called "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down'."
You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
*Pacifying Action*
Marge: I'm sure you'll make plenty of friends. All you have to do is be yourself.
Lisa: Be myself? I've been myself for eight years and it hasn't worked.
"The Simpsons even had a smash hit, "Simpsons Christmas Boogy:. Meanwhile, Krustophenia sits on the shelf."
Ha ha ha ha! That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a funnier anecdote! Okay, now you tell one!
"How do you sleep at night?" Rainier Wolfcastle "On top of a big pile of money with many beautiful ladies."
PAROLE PANEL LADY: "What about that tatoo on your chest, doesn't it say 'Die Bart, die'?" SIDESHOW BOB: "No, that's German for, 'The Bart, the.'" PAROLE PANEL LADY: "Oh! No one who speaks German could be a bad man...Parole granted!"
Thousands of people are gunned down each day in Springfield, but until now none of them where important"
"Its called lice and its nothign to be ashamed of"
"The doctor said I wouldnt have so many nosebleeds if I ept my finger out of there"
Abe: Are we there yet?
Homer: No.
Abe: Are we there yet?
Homer: No.
Abe: Are we there yet?
Homer: No.
Abe: (pauses) Where are we going?
"Ma shack! Ya destroyed ma beautiful shack!"
"Welcome to the Springfield police station online. If you have commited a crime and wish to confess, click yes, otherwise click no. You have selected no, which means you have commited a crime, but do not wish to confess. Our paddy wagons are speeding to your door right now. While youre here, why not buy a police cap or a t-shirt? You have the right to remain fabulous."
I was going over your garbage, and I couldn't help hearing you neeed a babysittter. ...
"Son of a diddly"
"MISTA SPARKLE!!!"
"You mean the hot pants, Sir?" ....Sea Captain : "Yar, The Hot Pants"
"Oh Homer, he was spending cash like a teenage arab. He even bought me a rolex and some cashmere jeans. I kind of felt guilty cause I was always trying to score with his wife. So, when do we begin filming?...........oooooooooooohhhh"
"Yes, I ratted on HOmer, but he deserved it. Never have I seen such missuage of the 'Take A Penny, Leave A Penny' jar."
"I said boo-urns"
"Are you gonna be needing us tonight? I Had ballet tickets, not that they'll do much good now"
"One time Lisa bought a first edition of Suzan B. Anthony Man. Her check bounced higher then Rubbergirl."
Known worldwide for his uncontrolable laughter at the misfortunes of others.
"It's like he vanished into fat air"
"OH nurse lady, could I have another sloppy Jimbo please?"
"When I Heard The Word School And The Word Explosion, I Immediately Thought Of The Word SKINNER"
"HAHA"..... "Nelson, you're not in this grade, what are you doing here?"......"Being a jerk"
They fight, they fight, they fight fight fight fight they fight. fight fight fight, fight fight fight, the itchy and scrathy show"
What could be better then a smoking monkey on rollerblades?