Biography

The brain child of Admiral Anarchy, the Dave Matthews Massacre has been horrifying audiences for the better part of a decade. The Massacre's lineup ranges from just a guitar and two vocalist to over 40 people playing a variety of instruments ranging from a bannana harmonica to a jar of nails. If the Massacre comes to your town, see them. Sorry to those of you in Iowa, due to our connection with some missing people, we are no longer allowed to play shows in that sate.

5 Things the Dave Matthews Massacre Like

• The Different Strokes them song
• The suicidal, homicidal, genocidal.....Sabu
• Banana Harmonicas
• Assorted cheeses
• Kittens

5 Things The Dave Matthews Massacre Hate

• Dave Matthews
• The Dave Matthews Band
• People who like Dave Matthews
• People who like the Dave Matthews Band
• Lumberjacks