BAND BIOGRAPHY

"Jebediah" is the crazy bastard that stands on the stage and screams at the crowd....what other bands refer to as "singing"

Traits: Native, hung, screamer

Influences
Poverty, George Carlin, John Holmes, Tyler Durden, At the drive-in, Quentin Tarantino, The Pixies, Vagina, Pac

"Sweatty Cannibal" is the horny bastard that threatens to disrobe at virtually every show

Traits: Flip, Fat, Bumper

Influences:
Ron Jeremy,

"The Wizard" is the indecisive bastard who sits at the back of the stage and is currently with the band for his second time

Traits: Tall, nazi, thumper

Influences
Genghis Khan, Bill Maher, Ike Turner, Rick Ruben, Kramer, and Jimmy Hendrix