Why you should like Elvis...

1. Kissed Ann-Margret (and every other swingin' chick of the '60's)
2. Sang like an angel and a devil
3. Man, could that boy dance
4. Was a hunka-hunka burnin' love (see #1)

Why you may not like Elvis...

1. You harbor an unnatural fear of fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches
2. You think the only real Elvis is the figure skater
3. Afraid of your own homoerotic feelings toward him
4. What, you got something against pink cadillacs, too?