Please, before entering this site, pay homage to the Pineapple Goddess at this shrine...
YES!! IT'S PINEAPPLE, Lord of the Fruits (LOTF) | | Repeat after me...
Pineapple....* hummmmm* Let us remember the history of the pineapple, and how it came to us...*hummmmm*
All Hail The Ananas Comosus! Please stay awhile, and pray.
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You are in the lair of Lynn, THE MAD CREATURE FROM HELL!
Once upon a time, in a land far away, there lived a scary, frightening creature named, in honor of the pineapple this creature consumed, the Pineapple-Freak. Actually, her real name was Lynn, but no one could get close enough to find that out without being eaten. CHOMP! Oh, dear- You got too close!!!
Anyhow, you are now in the lair of the creature- so I have one piece of advice- be careful. You are in dangerous territory! And never, ever, if you want to survive to wake up in the morning, say you hate pineapple. That is all.
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