Lzaz&Ali:Hey everyone! And welcome to our Offspring site!
Lzaz: This wonderful and unbelievably cool site was designed by me
and Ali in honor of the best band in the world!
Ali: You guessed it...THE OFFSPRING! This is all-new, all-Offspring and
in brand-new technicolour!
Lzaz: Er...Ali?
Ali: Wot?
Lzaz: Chiiiill...just chill.
Ali: I'm chilled!
Lzaz:*hands Ali some Dextercookies*
Ali: Mmmmmmm!
Lzaz: So take a look around, and don't forget to sign the guestbook!
Ali: And if you have any information, suggestions, pictures, or comlpaints just e-mail us!
Lzaz:*waves fist* You better not have any complaints!
