Okay so the book I was reading has now turned into a bad rip-off of some crappy soap opera. Great. I'm bored now.
“Jooooooeeeeelllll!” I yell, I can hear him in the kitchen from my seat on the back porch.
“What?”
“Come out here!”
I can hear him laugh, “Give me a minute.”
I yell an ‘okay’ back and close my eyes feeling the heat of the sun bouncing off my bare back. Yes I am incredibly White! I don’t know how I ever got this white. My tattoos stick out like a mother and I can see the blue veins clearly through my inner arm skin. Basically I'm trying to get a tan- oh the horror! Yes I know you all think that I like being as white as I usually am- but now, I'm kinda fed up about it. I mean I am WHITE!
I hear the screen door open and close again and open my eyes to look up at Joel. He’s carrying a bowl of something and a drink.
He smiles at me as he sits in the chair at my side, “What are you doing?”
“Tanning. What are you doing?”
“Why are you tanning?” he laughs as he takes a bite of some kind of pasta, the shiny noodles slipping over his plump lips.
“Hello! I’m fucking Albino Billy here!”
He laughs again and shakes his head, “You’re gonna burn. It’s too sunny.” He smiles and takes another bite.
I shrug, “Oh well, at least I wont be white.”
“True.” He mumbles before slurping up another noodle - okay that pasta is gonna be the death of my self-control! I’ve always found his eating sexy- focus Billy, come on. “Your ink’s gonna fade.”
I laugh, “I’ll go get them touched up- we got money now. I can afford it.” He smiled and licks his lips, Oh honey!
My watch beeps and I sit up. He smiles as I sit up to sun my chest, “How long have you been out here?”
“Half hour,” I say situating myself back in the sun, “only another half to go.”
He smiles and we chat while my time goes and he finishes his pasta. Benji and Paul went somewhere so the house is quiet.
“Dang it’s hot out here. How’ve you been here so long?” he asks.
I look up at him and he’s got sweat on his neck. “You can go back inside if ya want. You don’t have to stay with me.”
He shakes his head, “Nah, I was gonna look for you anyways.” I smile and he laughs, “I was kinda……..”
“Horny?” I laugh and he grins.
“More bored but yeah I guess you could say that.” Cashdogg comes to the door and wants out so Joel hops up and opens the door. He comes back and stands in front of me smiling, “Maybe I should work on my tan too.”
“Is that some new cheesy pick-up line?” I ask as he slides his shirt off.
“Why? Is it working?”
“Ooh Cheeeeesy!” I laugh and he throws the shirt at me.
He smiled, “Why do you have to be so damn sexy?”
“It’s a gift!” I shrug as he leans down to kiss me.