(A/n: okay so the italicized is Joel’s journal and the regular is just yeah- I hope it doesn’t get confusing. If it is tell me and ill try and fix it.)
Ch 2 How Long?“So they realize that the second they step on the bus the time starts, right?” Paul asked as he and Benji stood at the door watching Billy and Joel making out in the kitchen.
“Yeah, that’s why they’re sucking each others face off.” Benji sighed. “Yeah, they’re not gonna last. I give em….three, four days.”
“Four,” Paul nodded, “Are you ever gonna get on the bus?” Paul yelled at the two caught in the lip lock.
“No,” Joel mumbled before kissing Billy again.
“That’s all they’ve been doing since they woke up,” Benji said, “how can they kiss that much?”
“At least they aren’t fucking in the middle of the living room,” Paul joked.
“Don’t give them ideas!” Benji laughed, “But its 10 and we were supposed to leave at 9:30.”
Just as Benji said that the bus driver came to the door, “Time to leave.”
Fifteen more minutes later, Benji and Paul had finally gotten Billy to separate from Joel and they had gotten them on the bus. Now they were all sitting in the front lounge as the bus was beginning the tour.
Joel started laughing randomly, “You two should be so happy you weren’t home last night!”
Billy nodded and began laughing along with Joel.
“Eww!” Paul shook his head as Benji covered his ears and yelled, “I don’t want to know.”
(a/n: so now these in the italics are Joel’s journal entries.)
Day 1
Alright so I’m sitting here on the bus- yeah Woohoo we’re touring again! After last night- I am so tired! Ahh yes it was good! MMM! I don’t know how I ever said yes to this bet- I honestly don’t know if I can make it- but you know what- I'm going to try. Yeah I am, I'm gonna try and make it the whole 23 days- oh lord what am I getting myself in to?
Lets see, Billy and I are not supposed to have sex, no blow jobs, we cant jack off, fantasize, kiss- except for two a day, and 15 seconds, no porn- ehh pretty easy. But how can they know if we fantasize- ahh yes the power of the mind- its only been 20 minutes and I'm already thinking about ways to defy this bet. Now you may be thinking that we could get off in secret but no- you hear everything on the bus- EVERYTHING, every breath, every snore- everything.
Well I guess I'm gonna go sleep now- seeing as I didn’t get much last night- ahh memories are fun. I'm already breaking one rule. Oh well!
Day 2
Okay so since we can’t possibly not think about sex- I mean come on, its impossible- they are letting us think about it. but we aren’t aloud to jack off still. which I'm still doing okay with- but its only the second day. I still get to kiss Billy and we talked about it and this is just going to help our friendship so its actually good for our relationship- that didn’t sound as girly in my head.
We found out last night that we cant sleep in the same bunk. We can hug but Benji and Paul have the right to say if we’re cuddling too much- they actually are being pretty cool about it, giving us a lot of leniency. We were watching a movie and holding hands and they let us. Its kinda weird being controlled by them but Billy and I are set out to prove it to them that we can do this- not really about the money. They always say we cant not do it- so this will be cool and prove them wrong.
Day 4
Its been four days and now I'm getting horny. Horny as hell! But its still bearable- for the most part- except I catch myself staring at Billy a lot-and thinking about our last night a lot!
I almost polished the rocket that is mini Joel this morning but I remembered not to. *pats back* good Joel!
Benji and Paul said they’re gonna try and see how long they can go too. I don’t think they’ll last. And Benji’s girlfriend is visiting in like 10 days so he wont last past that.
Day 6
My poor Billy. He’s having a hard time- whoa literally! No but he is- I feel bad. I think he’s gonna quit soon. *sad face* But I'm still okay- its almost been a week, and now its starting to hurt sorta. I guess when you do…that… as much as Billy and I do your body gets used to it and when you stop its like… withdrawl.
I cant sleep on my stomach cuz the motion of the bus and the hard uncomfortable mattress…lets just say it doesn’t help at all. Just thought I’d share that.
(A/n: okay so I'm not sure I like that but it’ll work just you wait and see. Review! LS.)