Yeah, maybe this online card is a little cheesey, but what could we have bought if we had our own John Mayer Credit Card?

For when DeLa and John can't make it to the Bowling alley, at least they can play the Magic 8 verision.

When you're drunk everything is backwards, so at least with the backwards clock, you'll be able to tell the time.

This is actually made for internet addicts, but don't you think John has to pee sometimes during his set?

Maybe with this comb-over wig, John won't get recognized in public....

Yes, that's a giant hand chair...'cause theirs nothing like a giant hand touching your ass.

It's gotta get boring being on the bus all the time, so why not listen to some Mr. T episodes on cassette?

I'm not sure why anyone would what a Urine collection kit, but you just may never know...

John once said that everyone should have their own personal religion...at least now he can have his own Jesus action figure!

We don't know exactly what was on John's lunchbox, but here is one with a "Cowboy Cliche"

The pen is supposed to tell you how 'hot' you are....um...okay...