Random Quotes
Here you'll find numerous quotes that I've dug up from either people I've known, something I've overheard/read, or things from T.V. shows/movies.
- I would rather let a 1,000 guilty men get away then to chase after them ~Officer Wiggem
- There's a fine line between coincidence and fate ~ The Mummy Returns
- Our sod must be good...it gets layed everywhere! ~ back of a t-shirt
- The grass is always greener on the other side, but when you hop the fence, you step in dog crap~Dave Hecht
- You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running away from the bear ~taken from Lisa's profile
- Some say jacks were invented before 400 B.C.; The airplane was invented in the fall of 1903; Childhood, on the other hand, is reinvented every summer ~brochure from Cracker Barrel
- Drinking and driving don't mix - that's why I ride a bike!~Pretty In Pink
- EMO-Enraged white Males who cry when chicks won't go Out with them~ Dave Hecht
- Hey, you're hanging out with us now - dignity has nothing to do with it!~Ice Age
Dr. McRoy (of the C.W. Post Music Dept.) gets his own section...
- You need to play that sweet and lightly. Think of yourself as a pungent spice
- Remember how we divided that divisi? The people who should be playing that note are the ones with the odd birthdays. You know, like 18, 19, 21 . . .
- Play this section with more LOVE. Act like you're carrying eggs and trying not to break them, not like you're wearing army boots and crushing them!
- You can't play the note that way! It's like going in for a passionate kiss and then turning away at the last instant towards the cheese burger
