YOU TIT. YOU'RE NOT EVEN PLAYING.

GREETINGS. If you've made your way to my excellent, excellent site then you are surely also a hater of the so called band 'Busted'. Or you're Kelly. Any comments, corrections or insults can be directed towards me via my MSN - if you don't know what it is then I probably won't care what you have to say.

Here is a list of all the many, many, (many) reasons I hate Busted. And you should too.

• Despite the immense simplicity of their songs, they clearly do not play their own instruments.
• Despite the immense idiocy of their lyrics, they unfortunately DO sing their own songs.
• They are not that bloody attractive. They're AVERAGE at BEST.
• They're not punk. They're not rock. They're not punk-rock. They're not even pop-punk. They're POP. FACE IT, WOMAN.
• Take a look at the picture above. Not only are his eyebrows HUGE, but what the feck is he playing? You'd assume it'd be a power chord, but look at his fingers. They're not even on the right strings. He's not playing ANYTHING.
• "Sleeping with the light on"? What are you, 6?
• Just because she's your great, great, great, great granddaughter does NOT make it any less illegal.
• In the year 3000, nothing's changed.... Except the fact that everyone lives UNDERWATER. SO EVERYTHING'S CHANGED, THEN.
• As a guitarist myself, I can tell you that it is NOT possible to play whist jumping around like that. Not competently, anyway. Of course, it's hard for Busted to play competently anyway.
• Their guitars are better than mine. BUT I ACTUALLY USE MINE.
• Since when did the one with the eyebrows play drums? I mean... what?
• "It's what I go for school for." - Words which many of us can relate. Of course, they're singing about an overweight middle-aged ugly bint.
• Despite their musical (and general) ineptitude, they're richer and more famous than any of us can ever hope to be. Because idiot 10 year old girls continue to buy their music. CURSE YOU, LITTLE GIRLS.
• "...he is undisputedly the best drummer I've seen in real life.." - One of the members of Busted speaking about the eyebrow machine. We can conclude that he's NEVER SEEN ANOTHER DRUMMER IN HIS LIFE.
• "...plays drums, bass, guitar, and piano to a good standard..." - Again, about senór eyebrows. His musical standard is SO good, infact, he cannot handle playing POWER CHORDS.
• In their videos, despite the fact that (in most of their songs) a riff of individual notes can clearly be heard in the background, they're all strumming chords. GNGGHHHHHH.
• They all have fruity, fruity hairstyles. GET A SENSIBLE HAIRCUT, YOU SILLY PERSON.

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