Quotes
- "Let me give you a lesson about school. All the kids that were popular end up on the dole with babies. All the nerds end up stars."
- "If we don't change, we don't grow If we don't grow then we aren't really living"
- "It's better than sex, it's better than chocolate, its better than anything. My job is actually better than my life."
- "You know if we were Spice Boys, I'd be Hairy Spice"
- "I would let my child do whatever made their heart sing"
- "I can't understand a single word you're saying but when you sing I get tingles all over my body" - on the worst pick up line
- "The weirdest one for me was the transvestite who wanted us to sign her breasts. We did it."
- "If you think I have a great voice and body, you'll be shocked as hell seeing and hearing me in the shower."
- "Don't worry parents, my crotch was not harmed during this performance."
- "Actually, we heard this if you're out there, Silverchair. We heard that at your gig in Brisbane that people were giving you a hard time, throwing stuff at you, and you actually threatened to play Savage Garden music if they didn't stop. Which I thought was really cool, and you've got balls for saying that."