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Magdalena Hagdalena
Chorus:
Oh, Magdalena Hagdalena Hoopin Stina Walla Dina Oaka, Poka, Loka, was her name.
BIG DEAL!
She had two hairs on the top of her head
One was alive and the other was dead. (Chorus)
She had two eyes in the front of her head
One was green and the other was red. (Chorus)
She had two teeth in the front of her mouth
One pointed north and the other pointed south. (Chorus)
Her nose was so long that when she sneezed
It got caught in between her knees. (Chorus)
Her ears stuck out like the sails of a boat
Her Adam’s apple wandered up and down her throat. (Chorus)
She loved to polish her fingernails
She bought her polish in ten gallon pails. (Chorus)
Her feet were flat as bathroom mats
Everywhere she went, they went flap, flap, flap. (Chorus)
A ten ton truck hit our Magdalene
That was the end of that machine. (Chorus)
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There Was a Bee-i-ee-i-ee
There was a bee-i-ee-i-ee
Upon a wall-i-all-i-all
And that’s not all-i-all-i-all
About that bee-i-ee-i-ee
There was a boy-i-oy-i-oy
Who had a stick i-ick-i-ick
And gave that bee-i-ee-i-ee
An awful lick i-ick-i-ick
And so that bee-i-ee-i-ee
Began to sting-i-ing-i-ing
And hurt that boy-i-oy-i-oy
Like anything-i-ing-i-ing
And then that a boy-i-oy-i-oy
Began to YELL-I-ELL-I-ELL
And told that bee-i-ee-i-ee
To go way out there in the corn fields.
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Your Momma Don’t Wear No Socks
Your momma don’t wear no socks
I saw her when she took ‘em off
She threw them into the air
Now the birds need medicare
A ding dong, dong, dong,
A ring-a-ding
A ding dong, dong, dong,
A ring-a-ding
Continue, substituting the3rd and 4th lines with:
She threw them under the bed
Now the dust bunnies all are dead
She threw them under the ground
Now the gophers can’t be found
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Everywhere We Go
(Echo each line)
Everywhere we go
People wanna know
Who we are
So we tell them
We’re from Y Camp
Mighty, mighty Y Camp
And if they can’t hear us,
We yell a little louder
Continue singing louder until you’re at the top of your lungs. Then end with:
And if you can’t hear us, you must be deaf!
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