You Never Give Me Your Brownies
Based on "You Never Give Me Your Money" (1969)
New lyrics written Sunday, April 6, 2003 @ 4:05 p.m.
You never give me your brownies,
You always bake 'em in numbers,
Back in college was no rent,
But oh, the brownie's calling, so I must go!
Ahhh -- ooh.
In my dreams,
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
you only give me the crumbs to savour.
It isn't much to really get the flavour
I need now.
and then put 'em in 'frigeration.
I've got nothin' but aggravation
that wants out.
money earned was always spent
on a pound or two and brownie dough.
Had a job to get on by,
but those days are gone so I
age some more and wonder where'd they go?
Oh, the brownie's calling, so I must go!
So I must go!
Ahhh -- ooh.
Ahhh -- ooh.
I've got a bag of brownies I can't see.
Someone get me out here,
I wish you were here to help me wake.
For my dream ain't true today,
ain't true today.
It's you today,
yes it is...
brownies put me in such heaven...