Based on "Taxman" (1966)
New lyrics written Sunday, March 9, 2003 @ 2:39 a.m.
Let me tell you the magic touch
Should five percent off all you cook
(If the oven's high), the pan won't break,
You need a waxed pan.
Don't ask me how it does the trick.
Now my advice for those who bake,
And it makes such a difference, you'll see.
to stop your brownies sticking much.
You need a waxed pan.
Yeah, you need a waxed pan.
appear to have a decent look.
Go get a waxed pan.
you should have a waxed pan.
(You'll be happy with), the ones you make.
(People everywhere), will want to take
(bites of the brownies), that you bake.
Waxed pan!
Yeah, you need a waxed pan.
(A-ah, it's like teflon!)
If you don't want your food to stick
(Oh, how can it be?)
go get a waxed pan.
You should have a waxed pan.
brownies, cookies, or a cake,
you need a waxed pan.
Yeah, you need a waxed pan.
(Waxed pan!)