Based on "Golden Slumbers" (1969)
New lyrics written Thursday, December 11, 2003 @ 12:50 a.m.
Once there was a day when brownies plundered.
Stolen brownies on the rise.
Every single day, we're left in wonder.
Then there came a day when someone's home
had been disalarmed and searched inside,
for any brownie they could find.
They'll disappear before your eyes.
With little warning, say good-bye
to every brownie far and wide.
Every single day, we watch our home.
Set the alarm and wait inside,
to catch the brownie thief alive.
