Sgt. Brownie's Walnut Fudge Club Brand
Based on "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" (1967)
New lyrics written Friday, March 7, 2003 @ 8:55 p.m.
It was 20 years ago, today,
We're Sgt. Brownie's Walnut Fudge Club Brand,
It's wonderful to have them or smell them if you wish.
The Brownies always stop the show,
Click here to sing along.
Sgt. Brownie's Walnut Fudge Club Brand (Reprise)
We're Sgt. Brownie's Walnut Fudge Club Brand,
Betty Crocker blew 'em all away
with a brownie recipe she had
to be honest, wasn't very bad.
So let me introduce to you
the one you've known for all these years:
Sgt. Brownie's Walnut Fudge Club Brand!
we hope to take the world by storm.
We're Sgt. Brownie's Walnut Fudge Club Brand,
with many coming back for more.
Sgt. Brownie's Walnut, pecans or with almonds,
Sgt. Brownie's Walnut Fudge Club Brand.
They're such an afridesiac, you'll wanna stay at home.
They'll make you stay at home!
but I thought you might like to know
that nothing can truly match
the special fudge brownie batch.
It isn't such a big surprise
that the gleam is everybody's eyes...are
Sgt. Brownie's Walnut Fudge Club Brand!
with nothing left but crumbs again.
Sgt. Brownie's Walnut Fudge Club Brand,
it's getting very near the end.
Sgt. Brownie's Walnut...better than a doughnut,
Sgt. Brownie's Walnut, Sgt. Brownie's Walnut...
Sgt. Brownie's Walnut Fudge Club Brand,
they always wanna steal the show.
Sgt. Brownie's best-in-towny Walnut Fudge Club Brand,
they're even better on the go.
Sgt. Brownie's Walnut, Sgt. Brownie's Walnut,
Sgt. Brownie's Walnut Fudge Club Brand!
