Based on "Paperback Writer" (1966)
New lyrics written Wednesday, March 12, 2003 @ 9:45 p.m.
Recipe writer, recipe writer.
Dear Sir or Madam, can I take a look
I have had the dream since I was a lad,
Recipe writer, recipe writer.
Every thousand copies, give or take a few,
If you really like it, don't be shy to say
Recipe writer, recipe writer.
at your recipes for a brownie book?
It's based on the many different types that we're
all accustomed to.
I just want to be a recipe writer,
recipe writer.
and my puzzled wife doesn't understand.
The sun is rising on another day,
so I'll hit the road,
'cause I wanna be a recipe writer,
recipe writer.
has a little message from the author who
has brought the brownie recipes to life.
It's a perfect world,
and I'm glad to be a recipe writer,
recipe writer.
if another volume will be on its way.
It has been such a crazy year,
all this give and take,
just to be a recipe writer,
recipe writer. 
