Based on "Only a Northen Song" (1968)
New lyrics written Sunday, March 30, 2003 @ 3:29 a.m.
If you don't know a single step
When you wake up late at night,
It doesn't really matter if your first time
It doesn't really matter what time of day,
You may think the calories
in the baking of brownies, don't you fret.
Everyone
can learn to adapt.
does the thought of a brownie feel so right?
There you are,
wishing you had a hand.
should not be fine
that's just the way it is.
This is only a brownie song.
your mind will say,
"A brownie must be found!"
This is only a brownie song.
will effect your heart and arteries.
You're correct,
it just isn't fair.
But the brownies are everywhere.