Based on "Mean Mr. Mustard" (1969)
New lyrics written Saturday, May 17, 2003 @ 4:46 p.m.
My brownie here has disappeared
Hey mister, can you help me stop
and now I fear
it has been devoured.
I slept anxiously through the night,
waking up to sun in my eyes,
having brownies all on the mind.
I'm such a brownie fan.
I'm such a brownie fan.
whoever robbed
what I had set there?
I haven't touched a thing at the scene.
Not a crumb was left to be cleaned.
Whoever did it knew where to be.
I'm such a brownie fan.
Brownie fan.