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From the Brownie Crumbs of Mr. Kite

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From the Brownie Crumbs of Mr. Kite

Based on "Being For the Benefit of Mr. Kite" (1967)
New lyrics written Wednesday, April 30, 2003 @ 12:34 p.m.

From the brownie crumbs of Mr. Kite,
he'll have to mop the floor tonight with Mr. Clean.
The Hendersons will all be there,
so he'll freshen up his breath with Listerine.
Using paper towels, soap and water,
lastly with a housemaid that's for hire.
In this way, Mr. K. will give it a whirl.

The saturated Mr. K.'s
been on his feet since Saturday from ten to eight.
The Hendersons had lent a hand,
but didn't know how come their friend had dropped the plate.
Messers K. and H. have told the public
their concoction will be second to none.
And the horse, sadly of course, isn't involved.

Again, the men will try to fix,
what Mr. K. had to tried to mix with what he'd found.
And Mr. H will demonstrate
the proper way to keep a plate from off the ground.
Having spent some days there in the kitchen,
brownies will be guaranteed for all.
And tonight, Mr. Kite can finally chill.