I Want Two (It's a Brownie)

I Want Two (It's a Brownie)

Based on "I Want You (She's So Heavy)" (1969)
New lyrics written Friday, October 10, 2003 @ 2:08 a.m.

I can't choose, I want two so bad.
I can't choose, I want two so bad,
they're taunting me bad and making me mad.
I can't choose, I want two so bad, babe.
I can't choose, I want two so bad;
a brownie I've had, but nothing like that.

I can't choose, I want two so bad, babe.
I can't choose, I want two so bad,
they're messin' with my intentions to dine.
I can't choose, I want two so bad,
I can't choose, I want two so bad,
a brownie like that is driving me...

It's a...
brownie.
Brownie, (brownie, brownie.)

(Instrumental Break)

It's a...
brownie.
Brownie, (brownie, brownie.)

I can't choose, I want two so bad,
I can't choose, I want two so bad.
It's makin' me mad; this choosing is bad.
I can't choose, I want two so bad, babe.
I can't choose, I want two so bad,
this brownie and that I want in my hand.

It's a...