I've Got a Brownie

I've Got a Brownie

Based on "I've Got a Feeling" (1970)
New lyrics written Friday, March 14, 2003 @ 1:02 a.m.

I've got a brownie; one's on me all the time.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's right.
I've got a brownie. I'm not about to lie.
Oh no, no. Oh no, oh no.
Yeah, yeah, I've got a brownie, yeah!

Oh, please believe me, I'm certified and trained,
oh yeah, oh yeah.
And now, it's easy. They'll never burn again.
Oh no. Oh no, oh no.
Yeah, yeah! I've got a brownie, yeah!
I've got a brownie.

All these years I've been thinkin' of a way,
thinkin' of the perfect secret ingredient.
Now I've got a way that always
guarantees you'll want one, too.

I've got a brownie that's always on the go.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
I've got a brownie that everybody seems to know.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah! I've got a brownie, yeah!

Everybody got a paycheck,
everybody got some money.
Everybody ate a brownie;
everybody's feelin' funny.
Oh yeah, (oh yeah,)
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Everybody had a cold beer,
everybody had the whole town.
Everybody put their glass up,
everybody knew the lowdown.
(Yeah.)

Everybody had a brownie,
everybody ate 'em all down.
Everybody had to go home,
everybody had to pass out.
Oh yeah.

Everybody had the same fear,
everybody had to watch out
Everyone knew if the cops came,
pandemonium would be break out.
Oh yeah.

I've got a brownie.
I've got a brownie.