It's a Brownie

It's a Brownie

Based on "She's a Woman" (1964)
New lyrics written Saturday, March 22, 2003 @ 4:36 p.m.

My love is on a diet,
I've got to be so quiet.
Only has to hear the crunching of the brownie as I eat it.
My love is on a diet.
Bake a batch when I'm alone, I've
got to wait until they're warm from coolin,
I know she listens.

She always gives the eye,
when I just want some pie.
She is happy just to watch me show her that I can resist from
eating a piece of pie.
She has thrown out all the sugar.
Give me just one day with sugar, please God!
Or else I'll die.

It's a brownie for which I crave.
It's a brownie that I must save.

My love is on a diet,
I just might cause a riot.
Only ever have to give me just a time or two without her.
My love is on a diet.
I'm turned on by just a brownie,
nothing else does that surrounds me no more
from all the bitchin'.

It's a brownie for which I crave.
It's a brownie that I must save.

She always makes me feel
like I can't eat a meal
without countin' calories to help me lose the weight forever.
My love don't know what I feel.
I just wish I'd get my baby
back to how she was but maybe not quite
before she thinnened.

It's a brownie, it's a brownie,
it's a brownie, it's a brownie...