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If You've Got Brownies

Based on "If You've Got Trouble" (1965)
New lyrics written Friday, August 11, 2006 @ 8:48 p.m.

If you've got brownies, then you've got more brownies than me.
If you've got brownies, then you've got more brownies than me.
You have the one that I had,
and you've got quite an advantage on me.
Because you're younger, you eat quite a lot more than me.

You're always here munching when I make some brownies for me,
especially since giving you one as a gratuity.
You like 'em softer than bread.
(If) they get any softer than that, you will see,
why brownie instructions all specify timing and heat.

You better leave 'em alone,
these are mine; they're not for you.
Why don't you ever go home?
Your welcome's worn so get a clue.

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(Instrumental Break)
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Because you're younger, you eat quite a lot more than me.