If you've got brownies, then you've got more brownies than me.
You're always here munching when I make some brownies for me,
You better leave 'em alone,
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Because you're younger, you eat quite a lot more than me.
If you've got brownies, then you've got more brownies than me.
You have the one that I had,
and you've got quite an advantage on me.
Because you're younger, you eat quite a lot more than me.
especially since giving you one as a gratuity.
You like 'em softer than bread.
(If) they get any softer than that, you will see,
why brownie instructions all specify timing and heat.
these are mine; they're not for you.
Why don't you ever go home?
Your welcome's worn so get a clue.
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