Based on "Help!" (1965)
New lyrics written Thursday, March 13, 2003 @ 4:00 a.m.
Help! I need a brownie.
When I was younger, my addictions were at bay;
Help me if you can I need it now.
And now my life has turned down such a different road,
Help me if you can...
When I was younger, there was not a way to know,
Help me if you can...
Help! Not just any brownie.
Help! You know I need it now.
Help!
I never needed brownies every single day.
But now those days of chocolate restraints are gone,
and I'll find the perfect wine to compliment them all.
There has been a shortage everywhere in town.
Quickly, now, a brownie must be found
somewhere, somehow, for me!
I never knew that brownies could be made of gold.
But every now and then the memories are blurred
of how I got to be in power of the brownie world.
...somehow, for me!
that many years on down the line I'd help to grow
the largest company of brownies known to man.
I'll never stop 'til the entire world knows who I am.
...somehow, for me!
Brownie, brownie, ooh, mm.
