Happiness Is a Warm One

Happiness Is a Warm One

Based on "Happiness Is a Warm Gun" (1968)
New lyrics written Thursday, March 27, 2003 @ 4:39 p.m.

She's not a girl who bakes 'em much.
Do-do-do-do-do-do, oh yeah.

She doesn't know the difference much
from a can of Pam
to some margarine on a butter tray.
The man in the crowd
who is only wondering how she just might look
trying on her size
of an apron fitted perfectly for life.
And then remembers of his wife, and their date,
eating brownies on a city bus.

So take your pick of what's all around;
here's every brownie type in this town.
So take your pick of what's all around.
Calling it out to everyone,
brownies for all but only one.
Calling it out to everyone,
brownies for all but only one.
Calling it out to everyone,
brownies for all but only one.

Happiness is a warm one,
(take one, not two)
Happiness is a warm one, na na.
(take one, not two)

When I hold you, I just know,
that I am going to be delivered.
From hunger I will not go,
because

Happiness is a warm one, na na.
(take one, not two)
Happiness is a warm, yes it is.
(take one, not two)
Happiness is a warm, yes it is...
one.
(Happiness...take one, not two)
Well, dont you know that happiness
(Happiness...)
is a warm,
(is a warm one, yeah!)