Based on "Ticket to Ride" (1965)
New lyrics written Saturday, March 22, 2003 @ 11:25 a.m.
I think I'm gonna be glad, I think it's today, yeah!
She said that occasionally, she'd go into town, yeah!
I don't know why her standards are high.
I think I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today, yeah!
I don't know why...
She said that ever since she moved out of town, yeah!
They're lighter than air.
The girl that's livin' with me is off to the store, yeah!
She's got a coupon to buy,
She's got a coupon to buy-yi-yi.
She's got a coupon to buy
some brownies, there.
She could never decide on what was around.
She's got a coupon to buy...
...some brownies, there.
She has to think twice,
to know if it's right for me.
Before she finds exceptional buys,
she has to think twice,
to know if it's right for me.
The brownies she got for me are crumbling away, yeah!
'Cause she had a coupon to buy...
...some brownies, there.
...it's right for me.
There's been so many different things all around, yeah!
She's got a coupon...
...some brownies, there. 
