Based on "Back in the U.S.S.R." (1968)
New lyrics written Saturday, March 22, 2003 @ 3:06 p.m.
Flew in from a cocoa beach from off the sea;
They're back in the chocolate jar,
Been away so long, I nearly sold the place,
It's back in the chocolate jar.
Well, the moister ones are, without a doubt,
They're back in the chocolate jar,
Livin' in the mountains while I was away,
It's back in the chocolate jar.
Oh, add a touch of honey.
got back into town last night.
On the way, ideas were flowing constantly,
of how I'd set the brownies right.
you don't know how fudgey they are, boy.
Back in the chocolate jar.
and packed up what did not belong.
I've vanquished all my sorrow, gone without a trace;
the brownie biz'll be so strong.
You don't know how fudgey they are, boy.
Back in the chocolate, back in the chocolate,
back in the chocolate jar.
one's you'll always find.
But something new is just about
to be introduced to everybody's young and fragile mind.
you don't know how fudgey they are, boy.
Back in the chocolate jar.
makin' up the recipe,
I'm grateful that I ever would have found a way
to make brownie history.
You don't know fudgey they are, boy.
Back in the chocolate jar. 
