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Top Ten Reasons To Play French Horn
  • Just because it is awesome.
  • It has the most lavish and beautiful sound.
  • Doesn't everyone want to spend hours on end explaining why its called the French horn when it is actually German?
  • Its a brass instrument, and as we all know:Brass is Best!
  • Not having to play cause you're looking for spit.
  • Spit is so much fun!
  • Two words: American Overture.
  • Intense competition without all the extra people.
  • The range is bigger than you could've ever dreamed.
  • No other instrument can you get phrases such as F you! we're gettin' horny.

¤~FRENCH HORN~¤ §God made some people horn players; others are not so fortunate.§ §"The sound of the horn is the soul of the orchestra"§ §"The horn, the horn, the lusty horn,Is not a thing to laugh or scorn."§ ¤ What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post? A goal post that can't march. ¤ ¤ How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks. ¤ ¤ How do horn players traditionally greet each other? "Hi. I did that piece in junior high." ¤ ¤ What is the difference between a squirrel and a French horn player in the back of a taxi? The squirrel is probably going to a gig. ¤ ¤ How many horn players does it take to change a light bulb? 100, one to change it, and a 99 others to say how much better they could have done it. ¤ ¤ Why shouldn't horn players take up mountaineering? Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing. ¤ ¤ Conductor: Clarinets, could you get the F in tune, please? French Horn player: (just entering) Yeah, I need the F-in' tune, too. ¤ ¤ Conductor: "Back to bar one." French hornist: "My part doesn't have numbers." ¤ ¤ "If at first you don’t succeed, you obviously aren’t a mellophone player!" ¤­ Body piercings saved my life.

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