Ashley's Closet

Members of the band

Go here, or we will kill you.

The long, hard road to making this band.

Ok first, HTML codes take forever... never use them... I want credit for putting this entire site together... Alicia gets the credit for the lyrics and Biographies

....Wow. We have just done the impossible. Alicia and I have formed a Mexican rock band. You have got to hear us. Alicia is the greatest drummer and I am just a great bongo player. Alicia claims to have taken singing lessons so she can be our singer. Unless we dont sing and yodel instead. That will be a nice twist on things, dont you agree? Good. Well we hope that you will see our wonderful band shirts in many stores in the future and we hope to see you wearing clothing that has "Ashleys Closet" scribbled all over it in black pink and blue markers. I belive our album will be comming out soon. Untill then I am sure you can see us at many of our live performances throughout the year. No, we are dearly sorry, you cannot attend our marvolus mexican rock bands practices be cause we simply do not need practices. We are just too good for that. We have many members in our band (none of them are aware that they are members, but still... they are members none the less) We are always willing to allow more members into our band. Simply contact Alicia or me with your talent and we shall find a place for you in our band. We need some back up yodelers incase Alicia dies or gets aids or something. We also need the following: trumpeters, trumboners, harmoniciaers, flutists, saxaphoners, clarineters, violiners, and what ever else you can think of. We also need some one to bash those noise making nerf footballs against some innocent person for a soothing effect on our music. I belive we might have a canidate for that job. Oh yes, and how could i have forgotten. We need dancers. Many dancers, tap dancers, hula dancers, people that dance on iceskates. All kinds. We also need a bus driver for when we go on tour. There are many more jobs needed just contact us with your information and we will make you a member. Now, a few words from Alicia:.... Yes. Natalies right.. we have formed a banging mexican band .. we rock..well i've found someone else to sing . So I don't have to do it. We have 8 members..and we all live in a shiity town.. (pitman) we are what makes pitman live.. people love our music. even though we haven't played! but we can pretend...in our music.. you tend to hear.. some chicka chachachachhhe and words that mean nothing disregard them they are just showing everyone our mexicanness! we have the sexyiest band ever.. enjoy our banging page and i hope we turn out like GC AND SP!!!!! RAWK ON BABY!

Biographys

Natalie - she's never played the bongos.. She loves intermission so she can eat.. She loves interrupting you while your watching stu say FBI just to say. I want burger king right now.. She's odd gay and a creative person she spends her spare time decorating her room with marvelous pictures.. She'll beat you with a stick (or a horn as alicia would say) so watch out!
Alicia - Loves to plays the drums but doesn't really know how! shes been playing drums ever since she got her drum set for christmas.. she enjoys Bass Boy and nothing really... shes retarted mental gay, and shes a loser..
BassBoy - He's been playing bass since who knows when because we just met him... his best friend is alicia.. he likes romantic walks to the convenice stores he likes pizza and hookers...
Casey - Caseys been playing the gutair for who knows? is he good? i dunno.. he likes stuffed anmails avril..and he also likes to watch harrison and stu play maracas.. if you know what i mean!!
Katie - she's never played the piano before. But now she does.. She likes skittles. She loves romantic drives to wawa.. She hates her period and complains about it all the time.. She's a cunt whore and has a secret boy friend. She's also interested in my bassboy but she's just dreaming.
Amanda- has been dancing since she was 13 for boys and she started working in a strip club called "Sexy Wat" when she was 15.. with all Amandas dancing experience we really do need her! she likes cute yellow fluffy outfits with LOTS of holes in them she likes partys and chicken nuggets..she'll give this band some funk
Stu- hes been playing the maracas never .. he doesn't even know he's in a band! well.. he likes wine and cheese he works at a 4 star hotel he's the baagadge bitch.. he likes helping little children.. for some reason i don't know why but hes alone with ALOT of little children.. oh stuy what are you up too?
Kimmy baby- shes been singing since she can talk.. (she can't talk yet sing) she'll do just fine for this shitty old band.. she likes.. socks and soda.. she's also intrested in Bassboy.. MY bassboy! back of bitch!
Harrison- he's been playing the maracas ever since he knew he was a boy!=-O he likes stu and he likes giving homeless people lap dances he enjoys not walking because he's really lazy. he found out he was gay when he said those three speacil words to stu! oh my.. he also likes going to kfc and hanging with black people.
Santa- hoe hoe hoe! santa is a big part of our band he gets the crowd going in many different ways.. he flashes us if we're feeling down he feels us up while were on stage.. he makes this band stay together.. Santas also a big part of this band.. and where is santa when we are on stage? that's right you guessed it.. up our asses.. he just goes running around the stage in our asses he enjoys fondling the elfs.. humping the reindeer and long walks on the beach! i love santa
Jason- oh my jason has been playing the bells forever hes so good at it.. and you know what? he plays the bells naked! we call him willy.. can you guess why? well willy enjoys long baths skinny dipping showers soap and he loves carrots! he can't get enough of carrots they just make him wonderful here are some words from jason..and when you write my name it has to be spelled like this \/\/1lly- Jason.. yeah he's just a little weird
Casey- shes been playing the harmonica for 16 years she can only play three good songs and she just rearrangeds them to make them sound different she even told me.. she likes making out with girls and showing off shes an ass at times .. haha well casey knows i'm just kidding i'm just mocking someone.. casey sleeps naked.. how do i know that? I went and checked.. well she likes picnics on the high school property and she has a boyfriend named jim.. she likes all the pawnk rawkers.. GC BABI AND SP!!!!!! casey is the one who brings out the punk in our band..
Lets thank Alicia for all the wonderful Biographies

Clothing

We've just came out with a new clothing line called "Making" we have many different things.. we have .. hats,shoes,shirts,pants,socks.. you name it we got it.. i hope! our clothing line colors are limmited to.. pink,black,and blue Natalie and me's favorite colors... i hope you buy everything to make us rich! thanks babe.. bff xooxox aaf love ya!!!!!!!

Our Albums

album: What's in my closet?! songs: 1.) Hey! What are you doing in there?! 2.) Do you really wanna slit my throat and burn me to peices? 3.) Good to know all i have to do is cry to get a tissue 4.) Your so last winter 5.) Showing off my mexican 6.) shut it Ashley 7.) haha! you look funny! 8.) how gay? 9.) baby, i got A back 10.) shut up or i'll beat you to death! 11.) i'll cut you.. don't think i won't! 12.) oh my it's pink,black, and blue outside! 13.) this is the last song for your mix tape 14.) your gonna die bitch, run!!! 15.) please don't hurt me or my children!
Album- Where are my ear muffs?! oh yeah that's right in my closet... songs- 1.) sexy and furry.. oh my what is it?! 2.) naked blankets 3.) suicide kills 4.) get off my leg whore 5.) fake a smile be nice to aunt edna 6.) funeral for my ass 7.) go ahead touch me see what happeneds! 8.) Loser 9.) what's your name? 10.) your old.. die already 11.) your so lazy get up faggot 12.) walk me to my door, NOW 13.) your horny knock it off 14.) your drunk and i hate it you should just go die LET ME KILL YOU!! 15.) when i think of you it's not good.. it's about how much i wanna kill you! 16.) sweet sixteen and you got me a stripper!!! 17.) where is my damn birth controll pills?!

lyrics

Hey! What are you doing in there?! Hey you, what are you doing in there? don't stare, that's just my underwear.. And don't think you can just be in there! Hey now put it down -chorus- hey now, get out of there it's my closet I keep my things in there Put it down Before I'm bound to beat you.. (whoaaooooooooo-o-o-o-o) ..with my horn. Hey you I told you once before Get out before I spank your rear I'm going to call the cops Put down all my handcuffs and porno magazines Don't think you can just take them like that Do you? Do you now? Repeat chorus 4x Just put it down…….
Do you really wanna slit my throat and burn me to pieces? I cheated once. I cheated twice. I'll cheat again I broke your heart.. to many pieces now you wanna burn me to pieces OH we'll be even! We sure will Just do anything to make each other die Chorus- we'll I want you dead I want you burned I want you to have a painful death (ohhh huhhhhhhh) I want you smashed, I want you crushed I want you hit, I want you smacked A kick in the face .. will just do fine……. ..for you! -Repeat chours 56 times
Your so last winter Your so last winter You make me cold I'm sick from the weather Look what you did to me now… Chorus. Bitch you got me sick! Bitch you got me sick! Bitch you got me sick! Againnnnnnn Bitch you got me sick! Bitch you got me sick! Bitch you got me sick! Againnnnnnnn Don't come near me I'll kill you I'll beat you with my horn I'll beat you with my stick.. Shut up or I kick you hard Sit down or I'll shit on you Don't come near me Repeat chorus 1,000 times
haha! you look funny! Haha what's that on your face? Haha your gay and ugly Haha you wear GLASSES!!! Haha you have freckles Haha you have a nose Haha look at your hair Haha what are you wearing? Haha be normal Haha hahaha! -Chorus- Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haha you have funny arms Haha you have blue eyes Haha you are stupid Haha you are huge Haha you are mental Haha look at your shirt Haha you're a fucking dog you need MK! Haha hahaha! -Chorus- Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Repeat till you pee yourself
Your gay! You're a BANGING homosexual Your gay! You're a FABULOUS guy Your gay! You're s SUPER DUPER guy Your gay! You're a DAZZLING guy -Chorus- Oh my how gay can you get? Can't get gayer then Harrison!! Oh my how gay can you get? Can't get gayer then Harrison!! -Repeat- forever.. no ones gayer then Harrison

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