"Marching band: the only place where scrubs get lovin'."--Matt Robinson (02)
"You wanna play Feed the Beast?"--Dick Moen (02)
"'Don't...stop...thinkin' about tomorrow...'"--Matt Robinson
"If you forget your money [for your drumline shirt], you'll get it in the ASS!"--Billy Moore (01)
"Mommy, Mommy, Mommy...who's my daddy?" "I don't know honey; you're a bastard."--Victoria Easley (03) and Alicia Duley (02)
"Hang on..." [looks to see if anyone is watching and flips off snareline] "Go like this."--Alex Turkovic (99) explaining traditional grip
"Shucks."--Mike Neis (02)
"Horses sweat, men perspire, and women glow."--Audra Vandemark (01)
"It's a fine paradiddle, won't ya back that hash up."--Billy Moore
"Cheese. It's what's for dinner. Dun dun dun!"--David Little's (05) parody of Beef
"Ankur, quit touching me!"--Adam Crist (04)
"The band family tree is not a tree. It's a bush."--Pam Kelly (02)
"What are you doing?" "I'm a chicken." "You look like a lizard humping a rock."--a conversation between Ankur Naik (02) and Dick Moen
"I dropped some serious ass right here."--After Dick Moen said this, everyone scattered
"I have a kiss for you on New Year's!"--Andy Cardin (04) to everyone
"In memory of Dick."--Sean Simmons (03) does the lizard humping a rock
"Don't think about it!"--Matt Robinson
"How do you spell gok?" "I think it's G-O-C." "Really? I thought it was G-A-U-K." "It could be G-A-W-K." "No, that's gawk, like you're gawking at someone." "Oh." "Or it could be G-O-C-K." "You know you've been in drumline too long when you ponder the spelling of gok."--2001-02 Drumline
"It's not 'whoo, whoo,' it's 'WHOOOOO! WHOOOOO!"--Mandy Mathews (03)
"Whoo? Whoo?"--Victoria Easley
"I'll have this figured out by the end of the week."--Richard Newell (05) on numerous occasions
[In a whispered, feminine voice] "Hello? Hello? This is Sal Rosenburg!"--Mike Neis on a walkie-talkie
"I hope I fall."--Ben Farmer (05) before any marching performance
"Hand Sex!"--Matt Robinson
"*Gasp*...If I die, tell my section...*gasp*...that I'm proud of them."--Billy Moore's impression of Mike Meyer (02) passing out
"Matt's my daddy."--Pam Kelly and Alicia Duley
"Rule number 1: Don't be gay. Rule number 2: Don't copy the cool shit. Rule number 3: Brandon White equals ass. Rule number 4: Nick is a pretty boy. Rule number 5: I win, you lose."--Billy Moore stating the drumline rules.
"Rule number 1: Don't be gay. Rule number 2: Don't copy the cool stuff." ("Shit!") "Whatever. Rule number 3: Don't look under the table. Rule number 4: Less touching. Rule number 5: I win, you lose. Rule number 6: Your carrier goes down to your bush. Rule number 7: Shoot the deer. Rule number 8: Seniors rule. 8a: Only upperclassmen make up rules."--Adam Crist stating the revised drumline rules.
"Oh-my-god-we're-gonna-go-out-on-the-field-and-we're-gonna-play-and-it's-gonna-be-great-and-we're-gonna-kick-ass-and-WHEEEEEEE!"--Stevo Eudaly (06)
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