Clarinet: If you play the clarinet then you're most likely to be a hopeless romantic. There's also a good chance that you are in guard. As the same for flute players, watch out for the low brass section.
Compatibility: It's best for you to stay in your own section, but if you're really daring date low brass. Drummers are probably making fun of you.
Bassoon: If you play the bassoon, then congratulations, you could probably get a scholarship where-ever you want. The bassoon player is smart, flexible, and attractive to older men/women. Your biggest concern is the trombones, because when you are not there, they have to play your cues.
Compatibility: Saxophones are your best bet, and avoid trombones.
Saxophone: Saxophone players can vary. You can get all different shapes and sizes of saxophones that it's not even funny! Basically, what all saxophone players have in common is they're all gifted. But beware of trumpet players for their music is not always as cool as yours.
Compatibility: You're too competitive with trumpets to be compatible with them, but drummers love you.
Trumpet: If the trumpet is your name then wailing is your game. You enjoy being the center of attention in whatever you do. I suggest keeping your eye out for everyone because the trumpet position is a well desired spotlight.
Compatibility: Date somebody who isn't in the band. They'll be impressed by the fact that you play an instrument, even if it is trumpet.
French horn: Playing the French horn can be demanding work, but your quiet personality can overcome. Whether its blowing through the mellophone, or triple tonguing your concert solo... French horns...our hats off to you. You have no enemies, so smile. I hope that made your day.
Compatibility: Damn it, they all love ya, and you love 'em all right back!
Trombones: Well trombones. I must say you are very determined people. But I would advise you not to strut too much because the bassoon is not on your side. And another thing, you are most likely not compatible with fellow low brass players, so don't even try.
Compatibility: Flutes and clarinets work well with you, and on occasion drummers.
Baritones: If you play the baritone then you are most likely strong, open-minded, and misunderstood. Unfortunately the baritone is the only brass instrument that is not included in a orchestra. Your enemy is most likely the trombones, they just don't know it. Keep your senses keen!
Compatibility: The bassoonist understands your problems.
Tubas: Out-going, cuddly, and open minded. Congratulations, you've strived to be different in this world. Not only that but if you play this monstrosity of a horn then you are probably in good shape. As far as your enemies I would say it would be the woodwind section, because it is your mission and goal in life to over play them in band.
Compatibility: Clarinet players are attracted to cuddly people, but trumpets blast in your ear. Ewww.
Percussionist: Well what kind I say about percussionist? Heck they are basically from their own planet. They're smart, talented, sensual, and well skilled in the art of playing with sticks. The only real enemy of the percussion is the Band Director, so watch your step.
Compatibility: Everyone kind of looks at you as up on a pedestal and untouchable. Date a college student.