O is for Oboe, the instrument you play.
B is for "Bitch, son of", words you might to the oboe say.
O is for Oddball, which of course you are.
I is for Idiot, who pays $10 for a reed.
S is for Schmuck, which you often think "yeah, that's me".
T is for Trash, in which you've thrown your life because of the