O is for Oboe, the instrument you play. B is for "Bitch, son of", words you might to the oboe say. O is for Oddball, which of course you are. I is for Idiot, who pays $10 for a reed. S is for Schmuck, which you often think "yeah, that's me". T is for Trash, in which you've thrown your life because of the
Oddly Beautiful Origin of Esoteric joy.
POEM 
