Occupation: Housesitter...I sit around the house
Family: husband, Martin; daughter, Angie; son, Rohn.
Birthday: Every day
Current hometown: TroMO
Personal car: 1997 GMC Sonoma SLS
Favorite memory: I don't have any, my memory was erased by Lacuna, Inc.
Personal hero: My mom
I wish I had more time for: Shaving
Best feature: The pimple on my right ass cheek and laughing farts (which caused the pimple on my right ass cheek).
Worst features: Stubborn, procrastination and...I'll finish it tomorrow, maybe.
Best advice I ever received: Always wear clean underwear, and keep your legs closed.
Favorite junk food: chicken livers, Wavy Lays, sunflower seeds.
Favorite beverage: Pepsi One with a squeeze of lime.
If I could step back into history, I would like to meet: The guy who created Howdy Doody. I always did love that freckle-faced faggot.
Three people (living or dead) I would invite to dinner:Jeff Suppan, Jim Edmonds, David Eckstein (the balls will be flyin').
The last book I read: Chicken Soup For The Inbred Soul (I love trailer park humor!)
The best movies I ever saw: Crash Butterflies Are Free, Sweet Hostage, Fried Green Tomatoes, Screaming Skull, Stepmom,
The best person to star in a movie about me:Ann Margaret or Angie Dickenson
Best vacation I ever took: From the bedroom to the living room - the trip of a lifetime!
My favorite car: Dodge Charger from The Dukes Of Hazzard
The song that makes me want to dance: Disease by Matchbox Twenty
Favorite TV shows: Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond, Medium, Yes Dear, and game shows Match Game, Blockbuster
Favorite Sport: Strip Tiddly-winks
The hardest thing I have ever done: Coping with my mother's death.
My motto is: Use it or lose it.
If I could live in another time period, it would be: the nifty 50's - car hops, soda pops, and full service gas stations.
Pet Peeve: Smelly little brown things, and coated tongues.
My proudest moments: When my children were born
Some dreams dream I have are to: have grandchildren, become a singer, all diseases to be cured
If I won the lottery, I would: Shit enough bricks to build a new house, and in that house I'd put a big screen plasma TV, on which I would watch "Friends" reruns 24/7 while sucking on a pacifier in the fetal position.
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