Occupation: Butt doctor, but considering a change, because this is a "crappy" job.
Family: My wife, Sandy (you're the best!), kids (Sara, Justin, Angie, Rohn), Mom, Dad, and the wonderful memories if the best grandparents in the world.
Birthday: Don't have one. It was stolen.
Current hometown: Troy, MO
Personal car: 2001 Chrysler PT Cruiser
Favorite memory: Last Tuesday
Personal hero: My Grandfather
I wish I had more time for: Killing time
Best feature: My hair
Worst features: Flatulence
Best advice I ever received: "If it ain't broke, fix it until it is! (from an engineer)
Favorite junk food: Bustanut clusters and Lay's Piss and Vinegar Potato Chips
Favorite beverage: Pimp Juice
If I could step back into history, I would like to meet: My grandparents as children
Three people (living or dead) I would invite to dinner: Mr. Bean, Mr. Greenjeans, and Mr. Rogers. In case one cancels, Red Green
The last book I read: Don't Stand Too Close To A Naked Man by Tim Allen
The best movies I ever saw: Mother, Juggs, and Speed, Son-in-Law, Children Of The Corn
The best person to star in a movie about me: John Goodman
Best vacation I ever took: To my back yard
My favorite car: 1976 AMC Pacer, nuff said
The song that makes me want to dance: I Can't Dance by Genesis
Favorite TV shows: Eureka, American Idol, Home Improvement, George Lopez, Golden Girls(Bea Arthur - a real man's man!), Star Trek: Enterprise
Favorite Sport: Baseball, go Cardinals!!!!
The hardest thing I have ever done: Going through my divorce (it's also the best thing I've ever done, because it allowed me to meet the REAL love of my life!)
My motto is: Mean People Suck.
If I could live in another time period, it would be: 24th Century
Pet Peeve: Children playing in the street while their parents watch.
My proudest moments: The birth of my children, Sara and Justin.
A dream I have is to: Be able to go just one night without wetting the bed, so Jewel can sleep over.
If I won the lottery, I would: Buy a pack of gum, a bag of M&M's, a can of Mountain Dew, some porn movies, a new car, a house, a helicopter, a really big rubber band, and some velcro. Then I would go to work one last time and fart on the head of Stinky Rodriquez.
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