1) Rolled up they make great fly swatters...SPLAT!
2) Tabloids make great birdie poop paper.
3) Tabloids are perfect training pee pads for your new puppy!
4) Outta toilet paper? You know what to do!
5) Tabloids make great kindeling for your fireplace.
6) Use them as wrapping paper for your worst enemy's birthday gift.
7) How about a kite for the kids to get stuck in a tree!!
8) Shred them for hamster bedding.
9) Rolled up tightly, they can make great weapons against tabloid paparazzi!!
10) If in doubt burn them!! Burn Baby Burn!

Burn Those Tabloids!!

While the tabloids have been writing stories for years ,the stories and the pictures get more and more bizzar.Now admit it we have all done this , you know standing in line at the checkout you dont want to stare at the person in front or in back of you so what else is there to look at except the tabloid headlines ?,after all they are sorta jumping out at you !

There are a few headlines that stand out in my mind but one in particular only because it was so ridiculous .For example : Harry Potter Creator Goes Wild Over Sexy Undies !I mean do we really care what kind of underware she wears ? I mean I like pretty underware just as much as the next person .

Then of course there are those stories that make us mad or even sad especially when they are hurtful to the people we like such as Michael Jackson .A few recent tabloid headlines were Jacko Goes Bald !(I wanna know who Jacko is )or Michael's caught with his pants unbuttoned !Hasnt that happened to the best of us ? geeze people !!so in conclusion all I can say is where do they get this stuff and where do they find the people to write it ?

So Michael Jackson fans remember what the KING of POP told you (just because you read it in a magazine or see it on the tv screen dont make it factual !!!!!)