A Day With Peter

“Ok who wants to go to the mall?” Mike asked everyone on a boring Saturday morning.

“I do!” everyone but Peter and I yelled.

“Well then let’s go! And you two do something fun here!” Mike said.

They went out the door.

What to do with Peter. He’s not even my boyfriend! Figures that Micky would rather spend money then be with me…

“So what are we going to do?” Peter asked me.

“I don’t know man,” I said. I stood up and paced the floor.

Suddenly I zipped around quick and pointed at Peter.

“Tell me mate, is free love really free?” I said, sitting down next to him.

“What? I don’t understand.” He said moving farther away.

“No, no Pete! It’s just a question,” I said.

“Ok, um… well no now that I think about it, it’s not. I mean, I do it, but being with so many people can be damaging to you…”

And as he’s explaining, this is what I hear… “Blah, Blah, no, Blah, Blah, Blah…”

“Oh were you done Pete?”

“Yeah I guess so.”

“K, let’s go play some volleyball!”

After a few minutes he got up, shrugged and came out with me.

Moral: Never tell a person who must take medication (LOL) and has no attention span anything sensible!