What the Bonk?!

I ran up into my room and opened my CD player. Ripped open the plastic packaging and opened the case.
“Finally! I have it!” I said as I slipped the CD in my player. I had just bought Def Leppard’s ‘Pyromania’ and was very excited about it.
Pushing the play button, I turned up the volume.
**I’m sorry but because of our lack of creativity, Def Leppard’s ‘Pyromania’ has been sacked.
We hope you enjoy the next 30 minutes of drunken idiots!**
“Noooo!” I screamed.
The rest of the day I listened to the drunken idiots aka the Terror Twins (Steve Clark and Phil Collen) on CD. Buy it today!

THE END

Author’s Note: This is the product of my crazy little mind in some really boring classes!