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- Hi. My name is Milk, and I'll do your body good.
- Is that a falling star or just the twinkle in my eyes from looking at you?
- Have you gotten any fines lately? Cuz you've got fine written all over you!
- Do you work for UPS? Cuz I saw you checkin' out my package!
- My name may not be Fred Flinstone but I still can make your bed rock!
- Your eyes are so beautiful...they keep looking at each other!
- Your body is like a pirate's dream...a sunken chest!
- If we were trading Pokemon cards I'd wanna take a Pikachu.
- Do you believe in love at first site...Or do I have to walk by again?
- Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby, I'm lost at sea!
- Baby, your parents must be retarded cuz you're so special!
- Excuse me, your lips look wrinkled. Mind if I press 'em for you?
- Girl you're like a parking ticket...you've got FINE written all over you!
- Your father must have been a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
- My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.
- Are those pants from outer space cuz your ass is outta this world!
- Hey, if I buy you a soccer ball can we kick it some time?
- If I gave you 11 roses and you looked in a mirror, you'd have a dozen of God's most beautiful creations!
- I think my tongue tastes funny, tell me what you think.
- Kiss me if I'm wrong, but you wanna kiss me, right?
- Do you wash your pants in Windex? Cuz I can see myself in them!
- When God made all the magnificent things in the sky, the sunsets, the moon, and even the stars...he was just practicing for you.
- I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
- I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave!
- Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap? We can talk about the first thing that pops up.
- Baby, I wanna get in your bank account and make me a deposit.
- Fuck me if I'm wrong, but your name IS Yolanda, isn't it?
- I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
- If I were Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought.
- We both know I'm good looking, but only one of us knows your phone number.
- Hey Beautiful. How about a pizza and a f*ck? *slap* What, you don't like pizza?
- Did it hurt? *what?* When you fell from heaven!
- Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
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