(Above: Satellite photo of Toronto, home of the "Toronto Remorse".) AN EVER-EXPANDING LIST OF BLOOPY PRANKS: (this list contains originals and classics, the originals are indicated by *) Blumpkin: receiving fellatio on the toilet whilst pooping. *Bloopy: when someone farts in your face and any matter (incl. butt-flecks) hits your face. Cleveland Steamer: when you poop on someone's chest (preferrably a solid poo). Hot Carl: when someone poops on your forehead (the effect is enhanced if the poop lands, then wilts). Warm Carl: when someone, fearful of a "Hot Carl", uses plastic wrap to sheild their face. *Death Valley Waterfall: receiving anul-lingus whilst peeing. Dirty Sanchez: essentially just a poop-mustache, the Dirty Sanchez's purest form results from a penis, covered in faeces, being wiped across the upper lip. *Dirty Jose: the goatee version of the "Dirty Sanchez". *Dirty Carlos: the sideburns version of the "Dirty Sanchez". *Dirty Humberto: the full-beard version of the "Dirty Sanchez". *Dirty Rodriguez: the mo-hawk version of the "Dirty Sanchez". *Dirty Vaquero: any faecal-facial hair styles resulting from cow faeces, rather than human faeces. Denver Chili-Dog: when a man suffering from diarrhea poops on a female's chest and then "breast humps" her (this may also work with man-boobs, but only in extreme cases). *Hot Schlok: when an individual attempts to give you a "Hot Carl" but cannot produce a turd (thus the "schlok" sound of the butt opening can be heard, but no poo exits, only butt-air). *Toronto Remorse: if someone who comits any of these pranks feels so bad that they let you comit the same offense on them. COMING SOON: - Pictures of the BLOOPY Staff. - More stuff.
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