1. You've never met any celebrities.

2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.

3. Atleast 1 member of your family disowns you during the MICHIGAN/MIGHIGAN STATE game.

4. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian........eh!

5. You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right.

6. Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting to pass an orange barrel.

7. You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.

8. Its easy to get VERNORS, ginger ale,  and faygo pop.

9. You know how to pronounce "Mackinac"

10. You had to switch the "Heat" and the "A/C" in the same day.

11. You bake with SODA and drink a POP

12. Your little league game was "snowed out"

13. The word "thumb" has geographical meaning, rather than a natomical significance.

14. You show ppl where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your left hand.

15. Travelling coast-to-coast means going from Port Huron to Muskegon.

16. You measure distance in minutes

17. When giving directions you refer to "A michigan=left"

18. You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but it isnt that far from hell. (been to hell myself..its a nice place)

19. Your year consists of 2 seasons: Winter and Construstion

20. Home Depot on any Saturday is busier then a toy store during Christmas.

21. You know it has rained because of the smell of worms.

22. You believe "down south" means Toledo.

23. You actually "get" these jokes......<-so true...lol cause i'm from Michigan..and i get EVERY single one of them!!!!