Apparently Shakira has previously shot a video that was so obscene, that it had to be reshot! Whatever, Dont Matter was the original title of the video, but when US censors got a taste of this filth, it was banned from TV, to see some of this mess, Just go down to the slide show to see just wat this slutty bitch Made! The Video, Whatever, Whenever was remade into what has been seen today, apparently the columbian people have a little censor problem, but thats what god is for.
The Original Lyrics Lucky I was born so far away
So I speak english as a second language
I dont understand the words I say
There is no word that rhymes with language
Lucky that I have a smoking body
Cuz I only sing in Giberish
Lucky that i am such a hottie
Watch my hips go quivering
Good News For YOu!!
IM DOUBLE JOINTED TOO
Whatever, Dont matter
I can sing about pancake batter
I will shake my derier
And you wont go nowhere
Take Cover
Come Under
Now enjoy my thighs of thunder
I'll just toss my hips and hair
And you wont go nowhere
Lucky that my legs are only jerky
When i shake them they move mountains
Lucky that these breast are proud and perky
And my lips are firm and pouty
TIME TO CRAWL INTO THE MUD!!
Watever, Dont Matter
You wouldnt listen if i was fatter
That i got a spicy ass
Then you wont go nowhere
Big Under
Turn Over
It makes no sense if you are sober
I just toss my hips and hair
Then you wont go nowhere
"This is some tripped ass shit yo!"
