“Listen up you dirty bastard: I’ve had enough of your shit!”
“How about you tell that to my semi-automatic?” Bang. He fell to the floor and laid in his own puddle of blood.
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A few minutes later, Clint flipped the lights on. “Well ladies, like the movie?” he asked.
“That was one of the most disgusting movies I’ve ever seen!” screeched his date, Mandy.
“How could you say that? Bruce Willis rules!” Dave chimed in.
“No,” stated Dave’s date, Mindy. “Leonardo DiCaprio rules. He is like…”
“So hot!” Mindy and Mandy exclaimed simultaneously. Dave and Clint looked at each other and rolled their eyes.
“Yeah suuuure he is- for being gay!” Dave chuckled. Clint laughed, too.
“Ugh, how rude!” the twin girls replied. “We are out of here.” They picked up their jackets and purses and headed out the door.
“Way to go dumbass!” Clint scolded.
“Me?” Dave asked, insulted. “What did I do?”
“You just had to insult their interests!”
“Hey, you laughed, too!”
“Yeah,” Clint sighed. “It was pretty funny.” Then he flopped back down beside his brother. “Well, I guess they won’t be back.”
“Tell me about it.” Dave muttered. “Oh well, at least Leonardo can’t have them.” The two of them snickered to themselves.
“Why couldn’t he? They’re obsessed with him.”
Dave thought a moment. “Because he’d rather have you big boy!” he exclaimed as he jumped on Clint’s lap.
“Ow, Dave! Get off me!” he squeaked. After Dave crawled off and Clint got a few breaths in, he stated, “You’re not exactly light.”
“Sorry. Oh great. Now what are we gonna do? We’re alone at 6:30 on a Friday night.”
“Well, I didn’t say anything to the twins but ya know how we just watched ‘Slasher’?”
“Yeah.”
“Ya know how it ends kinda weird?” Dave nodded. “I wanted them to watch ‘Slasher’ because I was planning on going to watch ‘Slasher 2: Paybacks are a Bitch’ tonight.”
“No way.”
“Yeah way. Tonight’s opening night.” Clint wiggled his eyebrows. And just to ensure that he had convinced his brother he added, “With free popcorn and soda.”
“Let’s go!” Dave jumped up. Clint locked up as Dave started dragging him out the door.
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“That movie was awesome! Even as good as the first one- you don’t find many sequels like that,” Clint said when the lights came back on. It’s too bad that we can’t watch it again.”
“Who says we can’t?”
Clint knew exactly what his triplet was thinking. “Dave, we can’t! What if we get caught?”
“We’ll just make sure we don’t,” he replied with a devious smile.
“I can’t believe we pulled it off!” Clint exclaimed. “Twice!”
“What’d I tell ya?” Dave smirked as the lights went out and the previews started for the third and final time that night. Clint looked over at his ‘little’ brother and watched him recite the previews word for word.
‘Ya know,’ Clint thought to himself, ‘Dave has grown up quite nicely.’After a few minutes he thought, ‘Very nicely actually.’
“Ya know,” Dave stated, “this isn’t as exciting the third time in a row.”
Clint sighed. “I know what you mean.”
“So what should we do about it?”
“Well, what do other people do?” Clint knew that was a stupid question due tot he fact that there were only two other couples in there and they were making out.
“Um, I don’t think…” Dave stammered.
“Yeah, that’s sick,” Clint laughed. After a few moments he asked, “Hey Dave?”
“Huh?”
“How long’s it been since you were with someone?”
“You mean, like, a significant other?” Clint responded with a nod. “Oh,” Dave sighed, “I’m not sure but I’d say about three years. Well, since I’d had a long-term steady relationship.”
“Hmph,” Clint muttered. “I got you beat: four years.”
“Seriously? Dang dude, that sucks. And I’m the ‘dorky Moffatt’!”
Clint nodded once more. “Yeah, I’m….” he smirked nervously. “I guess I’m…lonely.” Dave gaped at his older brother in amazement. “What?!” Clint squealed. “Not like I’m totally uncompassionate Dave! I do have feelings, ya know?”
“No, it’s not that. It’s just,” he took in a deep breath, “I’m lonely, too. And I think it’s because of my problem.”
“Problem? What problem?”
“I guess there’s really no easy way to tell you this so I’ll just come right out and say it: Clint, I’m bisexual.”
“Oh.”
“Don’t scare me. At least say something.”
“What do you want me to say? I don’t have a problem with it.”
“Are you serious?” Dave’s eyes widened. Clint nodded and flashed an understanding, gentle smile. “Why?” Dave asked.
“Well, actually,” Clint paused. He had never been more nervous in his entire life than right now. What he was about to reveal scared even himself. “I’m bi, too.”
Dave was taken aback by the astonishing confession. “Seriously?”
“No, I’m just fuckin with you to see what you’d say,” he shot back sarcastically. “Yes I’m serious!”
Neither of the two said anything for what seemed like an eternity. Finally Dave spoke up, “Do you like a guy?”
“Pah, not like I’d tell.”
“I’d like to know.”
“Too bad.”
“Is it me?” That question jumped up and smacked Clint in the face. Should he fess up? Or hide it? “So it is me?” Dave grinned.
“No it isn’t. Why would you think that?” Clint questioned nervously.
“Cause I know when you’re lying or hiding something. Your eyes dart around,, your hands shake and your breath gets ragged.”
“Oh.”
“Don’t worry. It’s kinda flattering, actually.”
“Shut the hell up.”
“No for real. I uh, ‘like you too’,” he coughed.
“Yeah right.”
Dave blushed a little and blushed Clint’s cheek lightly with his thumb. Looking into his eyes he whispered, “I love you.” Shivers went up Clint’s spine as Dave leaned in and gently kissed his lips.
“You do know this is wrong,” Clint commented.
“Do you think so?”
“No.”
“Then how can it be wrong?” He leaned in to kiss his older brother again and this time, Clint pushed his tongue into Dave’s mouth. Dave accepted and ran his hand under Clint’s shirt and lifted it right over his head. Deep down he knew Clint was right: It shouldn’t be happening, at least not like this. But as Clint shoved him down onto the floor, none of that mattered.
“Try not to be too loud when I do it,” Clint whispered quietly.
“When you do what?” Clint didn’t answer and Dave knew why: his mouth was at Dave’s crotch. When Dave felt Clint’s tongue move around the tip of his swollen cock, he bit his lip so as not to moan out loud.
“Am I doing ok?” Clint asked innocently. Dave nodded and whimpered slightly to signify just how hard he really was. Clint was about to place Dave’s stiff member into his mouth when he realized how…big…it was. ‘I guess calling him ‘Big D.’ wasn’t a joke after all,’ he thought. But as soon as Dave whimpered again, he decided not to torture his younger sibling any longer. He let his tongue slide up and down the length while licking up the pre-cum. ‘Here goes nothing…’
His eyes widened in surprise as he felt the warmth surround his entire shaft. Dave looked at his brother as his head bobbed up and down. Clint’s throat tightened and he sucked harder as his tongue traveled the length of Dave’s shaft. “Shit! Clint!” was all he needed to hear. He lifted himself up enough to get Dave’s four spurts into his mouth. As he licked the rest off his little brother’s abdomen and inner thighs, Dave finally quit biting his lip.
Clint curled up beside Dave. He wiped the blood off his lip and whispered, “Aww, Dave. No more of that, you hear me?” He nodded in response. The two of them kissed and heard someone clear their throat. They looked up…”DAD?!”