WARNING !! WARNING !!
Reliable sources have confirmed the eminent invasion of an alien entity
collectively known as the "V-People" (aka The Vara-Tones). Taken individually,
these creatures are harmless and pose no threat. However, when congregated together
in a group, they have been known to emit ear-splitting noises of such horrendous
force and magnitude that many of their victims have suffered permanent hearing
loss, emotional trauma, psychological disorientation, nausea, and in some cases,
INSANITY ! If you should come into contact with these so-called V-People, do not
attempt to apprehend them yourself but instead notify your local authorities
immediately! Also, do not approach these creatures as they are easily provoked and
may try to assault you with obsolete technology from the 60's such as outboard
reverb units and vinyl LP's !
WARNING !! WARNING !!
