MORE THOROUGHLY DANGEROUS BEHAVIOUR!
Near Wrexham ("Blows the f*****s to bits, Miss"), North Wales
or more to the point, where to start...
Bizarre rubbery nose that undulated like something larval about to hatch.
It's the product of a certain european sweet manufacturer (who shall remain nameless).
The tail only wagged if you placed the equivalent of about 4 metric tonnes on it's back.
Ergo, it's shite.
Well, here goes nothing...
(All together now to the tune of "Little Donkey")
"Little doggy, little doggy, on the burning log"
"Little doggy, melting slowly, he's a real hot dog"
'bit warm in 'ere, init'