Rasputin may have been a furby:

Part 2

As the little shite appeared to be immune to falling out of the sky onto rocks, feet, and being dropped from the ramparts of a fine piece of Scottish Heritage, we and our co-conspiritors went for plan B.

BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER......

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SCENES OF TOY-ON-TOY LUST

A LEPRECHAUN

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ANYWAY....

The "Mr. Lucky" Plan or Plan B

Mr Lucky Meet Mr. Lucky

Mr. Lucky gives Furby his special "Mr. Lucky Love"

Mr Lucky Lurve

Ooh the depravity

Good grief

Sick, isn't it.

Being molested by a Liam Neeson obsessed leprechaun with the sexual morals of Hugh Hefner also was unsuccessful in bringing about the timely end of a crap toy.

Thanks Reuters.