Criminal Records

In a bid to offer

"a broader range of destruction opportunities"

to you, our demented/delightful (Delete where applicable) clientele,

we are currently seeking contributions to this new part of the site.

As you are already familiar with the concept that provides motivation for this site, we thought it best to let the images do the talking...............

First, Eastern Wind by Chris de Burgh


Eastern Gas more likeYou see, our cause is just!

Chris de Burgh is vanquished *demonic laughter*er

Closely followed by that King of Ming, Emperor of Arse........

Max Bygraves!!!!!

Max bites the rug

Come join us in our quest!!!