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What I've Learned As I've Matured



1). I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.

All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

2). I've learned that no matter how much I care,

some people are just assholes.

3). I've learned that you can get by on charm about fifteen minutes,

after that you had better have a big willy, or huge boobs.

4). I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others,

they are more screwed up then you think.

5). I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,

unless we are celebrities or politicians.

6). I've learned that regardless of how hot or steamy a relationship is at first,

the passion fades
and there had better be a lot of money that takes its place.

7). I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon,

and all the less important ones just never go away.

8). I've learned to say "Fuck'em if they can't take a joke"

in six languages.


JJ...........July 8, 2001


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