Name: Scott
AKA: The Wombat
Birthday: July 13
Sign: Cancer
About Scott: After valiantly serving the U.S. in WWII, Scott wandered the globe aimlessly, wondering what he could do to improve the human condition. After working as a mercenary in various classified areas, serving as Second Vice-Adjunct on the United Nations Comittee on "Your Mama" Jokes, and Cheese Danish Ambassador (Thank Heaven for Diplomatic Immunity!), Scott traveled to the Himalayas to meditate upon his existence.
There he met Bud, who was just thrown out of a Buddhist monastery for repeated violations of the "stupid celibacy rule" and a "general lack of any redeeming qualities" (which he refused to further elaborate upon). He and Bud decided to form a band. That band was the Bad Haircuts, and the Haircuts sucked, yea and mightily.
Scott's interests include hockey, ska music and watching paint dry.
Scott's goals include learning Mandarin Chinese and becoming "Overlord of the Universe." He needs your help. He needs someone's help anyway.
